Burrito eating contest

We have big news for our blog readers!  One of our owners has came up with the cool idea of Rocky and Desi having a no holds barred, burrito eating contest.  Here are the rules:

Rocky and Desi will both receive a Chipotle burrito placed on a large, white plate.  One burrito will consist of rice, beans, steak, cheese, and corn.  The other burrito will consist of rice, beans, chicken, cheese, and corn.  Each dog will be placed in their crate (where they usually eat) and each dog will receive their burrito at the same time.  One owner will have a stopwatch for Rocky and another owner will have a stopwatch for Desi.  After every piece of ingredient (all rice, corn, cheese, etc) has been eaten, the time will stop.

Tale of the tape:

Rocky: 102 pounds, male, brown collar, food motivated, spoiled and/or has a sense of entitlement, likes to sleep on his back with his paws in the air, talks (whines, howls, etc) a lot, is a ladies man, gets a lot of compliments for the stripe on his face, fast eater, messy eater.

Desi: 82 pounds, female, pink collar, food motivated, likes to sleep right next to owner, is fiercely loyal, has a deceivingly sweet appearance, but is very dominant (hence, the training sessions), gets a lot of compliments for her pink collar, likes to ride in the car with her head poked out of the sunroof, is much faster and smarter than Rocky, more deliberate eater who does not make as much of a mess as Rocky.

We will post official results on the blog after the conclusion of the eating contest.  If you want, post your predictions in the comments section!

NCAA picks

Well, it's been a few weeks since we have posted.  Things have been a little hectic the past few weeks with our training classes, so we've focused all of our energy on becoming better canines instead of trying to multi-task as authors and training students.  Anyways, getting down to business, the NCAA Tourney starts today and we have our picks for you!  Before we begin, we would like to disclose the fact that college basketball is not our specialty, so take these picks with a grain of salt.  Yes, we did go 3-0 in the NFL championship games/Super Bowl and we were 4-1 in BCS games, but our interest in basketball declines during the winter.

Here it is:

Sweet 16 teams: Kansas, Michigan St, Ohio St, Georgetown, Syracuse, Butler, Pitt, BYU, Texas, Wisconsin, Marquette, West Virginia, Duke, Purdue, Baylor, Richmond.

Elite 8 teams: Kansas, Georgetown (over OHIO STATE...WHAT?!?!?!?!), Syracuse, BYU, Wisconsin, West Virginia, Duke, Baylor

Final Four teams: Kansas, Syracuse, West Virginia, Duke

National Final: Kansas, Duke

National Champion: KANSAS JAYHAWKS, 77-69

Watch your step

You may have noticed that a few posts ago, we posted pictures from the recent snow and told you about our antics and enjoyment of playing in the snow.  Well, in the last few days, we have taken a different approach.  While the snow is fun and we love playing in the snow, we now are ready for Spring.  Why the sudden change?

Our owner took us for a walk late last night.  With a bunch of snow still on the ground, it can be difficult to walk in the snow with two big dogs like us leading the way (well, pulling/charging ahead).  Even worse, there are times we run across areas where other dogs 'relieve themselves' on the sidewalk or in grassy areas that we cannot see when the ground is covered in snow.  Last night was one of those times.

After our walk ended, we strutted inside our house as we were exercised and ready for our dinner.  Immediately, our owner noticed some 'dirt' on the floor of our house.  Our owner moved down to pick up the mud and suddenly had a bad feeling as what he grabbed didn't smell like mud.  Unfortunately, it wasn't mud at all, it was POO from another dog!!!

Being an impressive problem-solver, our owner shuffled us quickly into the bathroom (the whole time, we were getting the floors dirtier and dirtier).  Our owner recognized Rocky as the dog who probably stepped in the mess and put him in the shower.  After starting the shower and washing a few of Rocky's paws, his owner noticed that nothing was coming off of Rocky's paws.  He looked over at Desi and saw the floor was nearly completely dirty now as it was Desi who was guilty of the misstep!!!

Wanting to finish Rocky's shower quickly, our owner grabbed another paw to finish his cleaning.  Not sure of whether it was a sudden move or not, Rocky flipped out and somehow got ahold of the shower curtain, which ripped the rod and curtain off of the shower as the hand-held sprayer shot water all over the bathroom.  You guessed correctly, the noise from the shower rod crashing down made Desi flip out and any areas of the bathroom not covered in dog poo were now covered as she reacted to both the noise and her goofball litter mate Rocky crashing around in the shower.  To top the dog shower off, Rocky slipped on the floor again getting out of the shower which caused immediate chaos in the bathroom between our owner and us TWO LARGE and WET dogs.

With Rocky cleaned up and in his cage eating, our owner focused on cleaning Desi.  Since Desi is calmer in the shower (ironic, considering she is not the calmer dog in general), the cleaning of Desi only took a few minutes to get her paws clean.  With both dogs clean and fed, our owner worked to clean the house from the unfortunate poo incident of the evening.

About an hour and 15 minutes later, the house was clean and our owner was now ready to watch the Olympics.  While he was glad to see the winter events and all of the beautiful snow in Canada, he was also glad that snow was not in the forecast in our area for the next few days.

Fast forward to this morning....it's now snowing outside.  Thanks, weatherman.

Bathroom break

Hey there!  It's been a week since we've posted, so we decided to check in.  The past week has been a little challenging for us as there is nearly a foot of snow on the ground at our house.  While we love playing in the snow, this makes for a difficult experience when we're trying to do our daily duties after we eat breakfast and dinner.  You may think it's funny to watch us try to get down in our stance to do our thing, but we assure you that we find no humor in having our family jewels come into contact with snow and ice.  Seriously, take a second and think how uncomfortable it is for you to sit down on a cold toilet seat.  Now multiply that discomfort by about 1000 to take into consideration that we are parking it directly in the ice and snow (in addition to the fact that it's 11 degrees outside).  It's not a good feeling, to say the least.

Our owners felt so bad about our outdoor experiences that they cleared a path/area for us to use for a rest stop, which only works about half the time because we seem to be more interested making sure the area where we stop smells satisfactory to us than we are interested in the comfort of not instantly freezing our junk in the snow and ice.  That is our own personal challenge that we're trying to deal with.

However, the snow and ice isn't all bad as it has given us a chance to watch some of the Olympics and more importantly, our favorite Olympic skier, Julia Mancuso (we would consider Julia our 'overall favorite winter Olympic athlete', but we can't decide if we like her better than Apolo Ohno or Sasha Cohen, so for now, she's just our favorite skier).  If you ever see us dogs running across the dog park, we are extremely fast, but even we can't keep up with Julia, who exceeds speeds of over 70 mph when she is going downhill (http://www.nbcolympics.com/video/assetid=4789c5e1-ab5c-4e3d-840c-6562c475cdd2.html).  We still can't figure out why dogsledding isn't part of the Olympics, but we're hoping one day they change things up and give us a chance to "go for the gold" against other dogs around the world.  We thought of writing up a petition to have our fans sign to get us into the Olympics, but we don't have thumbs, so penning the inital draft is an issue for us.  Hopefully, we can figure something out...if not, we just might show up unannounced and crash the party.

Lavender Oil

For those of you 'not in the know,' one of us visited an animal behaviorist on Monday.  Even though us canines think that we are complete perfection, one of our owners (who will remain nameless) decided to take us to some unfamiliar lady, who owns a dog training facility filled with many unfamiliar smells, sights, and sounds. 

Apparently, our owner thinks that Desi has some 'inconsistencies' and is concerned about potential lawsuits if and when she gets free and makes mince meat out of some other dog or even worse, a human being.  With that in mind, Desi and her owner made the drive up to 'Postive Paws' to meet with Carla, the behaviorist.

Immediately, Desi made it clear that she was out of her comfort zone.  After nearly 30 minutes of Carla's techniques, Desi started to calm down a bit.  How did Carla know that Desi was on edge?  Desi was showing a few physical charactistics of an uncomfortable dog, which would be: ears perked up and/or drawn back, blinking her eyes, wagging her tail (yes, this can be a negative), a 'ready' stance, puffing her cheeks/lips out, and raising her hair on her back.

After working with Desi for another 30 minutes or so, Carla recommended that Desi come back for additional work in a couple of private sessions.  Desi's owner hasn't scheduled the sessions yet, but Carla gave Desi some paperwork on how to work with Desi on decreasing anxiety and increasing her calm demeanor. 

The one thing Carla gave Desi  that really surprised Desi's owner was a scarf with lavender oil sprayed on it.  Carla told Desi that the lavender oil smell should calm Desi down.  If you have a dog that is anxious or doesn't appear to be 'at ease' as much as it should, try using a scarf sprayed with a little bit of lavender oil.  Unfortunately, Desi is a 'tom boy' type of female, so as soon as her scarf is put on her collar, she has it wrapped and bunched up on her collar, which doesn't look to lady-like.  However, adding a few squirts of lavender oil every couple of days has seemed to calm her down a bit, so even if it doesn't look spectacular, it's the effectiveness that matters, right?

If your dog has a few issues with 'acting a fool' at times, maybe you should try a few squirts of lavender oil as well.  If this stuff can calm Desi down, it can calm any dog down!

Snow Day!

Have you ever watched one of those National Geographic shows that focuses on wolves living in Yellowstone National Park?  Well, we do not live in Yellowstone, but we are part of the wolf family.  With that in mind, it's not surprising that we love being outside in the snow.  We don't know whether we like playing in the snow more or just that it provides us with another substance to snack on, but none the less, we go bonkers when we see the white stuff on the ground!

We've decided to share a few pics from a recent romp in the snow.  We're probably some of the most attractive dogs who have ever walked the Earth and we're even cuter when we have snow all over us.  We hope you enjoy our pics.  If you're not a cold weather and/or snow person, be a little patient with us.  Once it warms up where we're at, we'll be shooting our swimsuit issue, which will reveil the latest in canine swimming fashion.  We don't know if we'll bother with the bodypaint suits, but who knows what surprises we'll come up with.

Super Bowl recap

After the Saints come from behind win to beat the Colts last night, we are 3-0 in our last 3 football picks.  You have to give us a little credit in picking the Saints as nearly every 'expert' picked the Colts to win last night.  With the 5 point spread, us dogs were feeling pretty good about ourselves up until the Peyton Manning interception that was returned for a TD.  Once the Saints took a two touchdown lead, we rose from the couch, stretched our legs, decided that our 19 point lead (including the 5 point spread) was safe, and headed to bed.  Funny how some people on TV claim to be football experts, but they fall for the 'hype' surrounding one team and end up looking foolish, while us normal dogs who lick our behinds, eat off the floor, and chase birds, keep on making correct football picks.  If this dog blog grows much and ESPN catches wind of our superior football prediction skills, Lassie and Old Yeller will be B-list celebrity canines compared to the red carpet treatment we'll receive from the sporting world.
 
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